random thoughts of a shadowhunter




This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices


chris evans when he touches people’s boobs:

on your left

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the captains of our ship…Jennifer Morrison and Colin O’Donoghue!


Is there a moment coming up in the next season that you can’t wait for the fans to see?




#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

I love that Barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant

"Hahahaha women do laundry, right John?  You with me, John?"
Don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian.”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

“My favourite part of Comic Con, this particular year, is twofold. One, we had the best day as a cast yesterday that we’ve ever had. We had everybody here. Everybody that is a regular on the show that is alive was here and it was so fun to be able to experience it with my fellow castmates…” - [x]
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"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you


Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

Giving a cashier $40 in quarters, dimes, and nickels not only makes you a huge fucking asshole

It also makes said cashier question their stand on violence

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*sunlight hits your laptop screen*


every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

I’ve been sitting here trying to put this into words: How JMO actually dressed like Princess Leia for SDCC.  The dress color, neckline and waist cuts are almost identical but she made it even better by actually doing the Leia hair and you can’t convince me that she didn’t do this on purpose to support CS  ( for pic credit)

Jared Gilmore being a cutie on the TVGM Yacht @ SDCC 2014 (✿♥‿♥)